More and more evidence reveals that bin Laden is either dead or alive and if he is dead it is becoming painfully obvious that he was either killed or died from natural causes.

As the mystery unfolds we see a bin Laden who probably died from kidney failure or was blown up in the Afghaistan bombing <pause here> or escaped to Pakistan.

Having narrowed this important question down to just three things: (1) alive (2) dead of natural causes (3) dead of manmade causes, we're left with just a single question: "If he is alive is he limping from a bad leg and suffering from kidney problems?". Could bin Laden be near the same fate as "Lucky" the castrated dog with one ear, three legs and one eye who's predicament once found the sympathy of millions of Fax conscious office workers? This we don't know, but we can certainly rule it in.